What follows is a lightly edited transcript of a conversation that
actually happened on our public server.
[PoB] UnReal: Burn!!!!! BITCH!!!!!! Burn!!!!!
<><> Halibut Public <><> I don't think that Bitch is here right now...
[IOD] Molly: heh halibut.....nope
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: hey admin
Hunt311: admin?
[PoB] UnReal: lol no admin
<><> Halibut Public <><> yes?
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: how do i reserve a spot in the server
[PoB] UnReal: admin what are the major rules here
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: it takes me ages to get in
<><> Halibut Public <><> errr... trick question? You can't.
TDN~GhostMaker~: lol
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: crap really
<><> Halibut Public <><> yeah, really.
[PoB] UnReal: can i say bitch here admin
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: on some servers it says that i cant join because of a reserved spot
<><> Halibut Public <><> looks like. :-)
[PoB] UnReal: ahhah
[IOD] Molly: lol
i: admin u have nothing better to do than sit in on a kids game
[PoB] UnReal: good cause i say
[PoB] UnReal: Burn!!!!! BITCH!!!!!! Burn!!!!!
<><> Halibut Public <><> true, but we don't have reserved spots here.
<><> Halibut Public <><> clan halibut just kicks people when they want on.
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: lol
i: admin?
<><> Halibut Public <><> the rules are on the web.
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: can i join
<><> Halibut Public <><> yes?
<><> Halibut Public <><> read the web site.
[PoB] UnReal: so i can curse right?
i: do u have a life
<><> Halibut Public <><> the answer is "likely no" about joining.
[PoB] UnReal: Burn!!!!! BITCH!!!!!! Burn!!!!!
<><> Halibut Public <><> no. next question.
[PoB] UnReal: Burn!!!!! BITCH!!!!!! Burn!!!!!
i: r u gay admin
i: admin?
<><> Halibut Public <><> does it matter? You don't even know what gender I am...
i: r u gay
i: u have no gender?
[other conversation]
i: u no even women can be gay admin
i: admin?
(TEAM) i: do u want to kill ur self admin bec u have a lame life
i: admin...r u going to kill ur self
<><> Halibut Public <><> Sorry, I don't do suicide requests.
i: r u human admin
[SOM]GuAgE: no he is really a freakin' halibut!
<><> Halibut Public <><> no, I'm a large, wooden badger.
|*RAGE*| YankeeJ23: lol
[PoB] UnReal: aha
[SOM]GuAgE: lol
TDN~GhostMaker~: lol
|*RAGE*| ElGrippo: are you flammable?
i: so are u gay admin
DerSideshow: damn. I had five bucks on your being a real fish.
[PoB] UnReal: i the admin isnt gonna have gay sex with you
<><> Halibut Public <><> yeah, sorry to disapoint. I merely aspire to be a fish.
i: i was hoping he or she woul
i: d
[...]
i: do u have a lover admin
[...]
[i changes name to "admin lover"]
admin lover: i love u admin
<><> Halibut Public <><> groovy. I love you too, man.
<><> Halibut Public <><> but don't take my beer, or I'll kick your ass.
admin lover: yes it loves me
|*RAGE*| ElGrippo: admin is god
[SOM]GuAgE: i want to be a large wooden badger when i grow up!
admin lover: r u always the admin here
admin lover: i want to visit u often admin
admin lover: bec i love u
<><> Halibut Public <><> admin lover: I'm just a member of Clan Halibut with console
<><> Halibut Public <><> access. I admin the machine that hosts the server.
[...]
admin lover: but we had so much r u ending admin
<><> Halibut Public <><> no, I'm at work, slacking, right at the moment.
admin lover: stay withme always admin
Hunt311: haha, i'm don't have a job, i play all day, because i'm a TEEN!
<><> Halibut Public <><> Congrats, Hunt. :-)
[...]
admin lover: i feel like we are having communication problems admin
[PoB] UnReal: ahha
[PoB] UnReal: ahahha
<><> Halibut Public <><> Sorry, lover. I just don't think it's going to work out.
admin lover: its hurting our relatioship
<><> Halibut Public <><> I'm sorry. I've changed. (It wan't you, it was me)
<><> Halibut Public <><> I think we should see other people.
[SYN]R0B0_DEM0: lol
admin lover: really
Hunt311: is admin homo?
admin lover: fine i hate u admin
<><> Halibut Public <><> Can't we just be friends?
admin hater: u like that admin huh
admin hater: admin likes it badger anal .
Hunt311: does admin like to rape doggies?
admin hater: admin sux cat cocks
Hunt311: hahahaha
admin hater: big ones
<><> Halibut Public <><> only on prime numberd years, when the stars are right.
Hunt311: better get my cat in the house...
admin hater: dont u admin i should no we were lovers
admin hater: admin likes roleplaying also
<><> Halibut Public <><> yes, that was the best damn 45 seconds of my life...
[PoB] UnReal: hahha
Hunt311: hahashha'
admin hater: he made me play agamer
admin hater: and he was an admin
admin hater: and we had cyber sex right on a tfc server
[PoB] UnReal: good for oyu
[...]
i, privious admin lover: I still love you, admin. Do you want to get back together?
<><> Halibut Public <><> Hmm... we seem to have entered the creepy-stalking
<><> Halibut Public <><> stage of the breakup...
|*RAGE*| ElGrippo: Run admin! run!